{"type":"standard","title":"The Idiots (short story)","displaytitle":"The Idiots (short story)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3772100","titles":{"canonical":"The_Idiots_(short_story)","normalized":"The Idiots (short story)","display":"The Idiots (short story)"},"pageid":43196439,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/Joseph_Conrad.PNG/320px-Joseph_Conrad.PNG","width":320,"height":473},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/Joseph_Conrad.PNG","width":506,"height":748},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1168268515","tid":"a1f62c35-30a7-11ee-a94d-8fdc40d728df","timestamp":"2023-08-01T20:11:43Z","description":"Short story by Joseph Conrad","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Idiots_(short_story)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Idiots_(short_story)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Idiots_(short_story)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Idiots_(short_story)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Idiots_(short_story)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Idiots_(short_story)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Idiots_(short_story)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Idiots_(short_story)"}},"extract":"\"The Idiots\" is a short story by Joseph Conrad, his first to be published. It first appeared in The Savoy in 1896. The story was included in the Conrad collection Tales of Unrest, published in 1898.","extract_html":"
\"The Idiots\" is a short story by Joseph Conrad, his first to be published. It first appeared in The Savoy in 1896. The story was included in the Conrad collection Tales of Unrest, published in 1898.
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